ugly-geek

friendlyneighbourhoodpizzaman:

spinningyarns:

palavra-valise:

friendlyneighbourhoodpizzaman:

the lady on the news just said two brothers in their mid thirties in my area were recently arrested for multiple counts of murder and 9 years of credit card fraud and i think we all know whats really going on here

waiting for the gif

I don’t know what’s really going on here. What’s really going on here??

well to summarize… 

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ugly-geek

berubescu:

i want a murder mystery show where the body is always the same cheap-ass plastic skeleton, fully clothed and in some completely ridiculous pose. like, itll lay there with its hands on its hips in some terrible sequin dress, and the detectives will step up to it all super-serious like ‘it appears she’s been dead for 12 hours” and no one will mention the fact that ‘she’ is a dollar store halloween decoration

mishasminionmigo

sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:

youve-been-coulsoned:

sixfigs:

robotsatankitty:

sixfigs:

Hi I’m Vero and my hobbies include :confusing people with my gender

Based on the floral bed sheets, I’m going to take a wild guess and say girl :P

Wow so you’re actually judging my gender based on the pattern of the fabric behind me. Wow great job I did not know that fabric had a gender. Good for you. You are A+ at science

Judging on looks, I’m gonna go with hot

I am confused and aroused

mishasminionmigo

thekingofwinter:

shitty-fallen-angel:

bored-shootwall:

frillious:

camilleonart:

Sleepovers.

this is so accurate i mean like one time at a friend’s we all started laughing over stupid pick-up lines then switched into discussing our deepest fears i just wtf is it something in the air at night

we went from crying over fandoms to discussing paranormal experiences

We went from talking about vines to discussing about drugs to rubbing our tongues on carpets

we went from talking about vulcan dicks to theories on the meaning of life